"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
I think it’s so cute that the wolves are scared of werewolves.
i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted
the flawless diversity of fox news anchors
when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate
When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it